"Now I know a language so beautiful and lethal
My mouth bleeds when I speak it.
"

— Gwendolyn MacEwen, from “But” (via the-final-sentence)

katicsh:

someday I’m going to create my own tv show and there’s gonna be a character named Shonda and everything bad is going to happen to her

(via pdempsey)

Raise your hand if you have ever felt personally victimized by Shonda Rhimes.

(Source: paintingpanem)

(Source: ruffalover)

thedish0nesttruth:

youknowidontlikeyou:

11:12 a.m.
Rainn Wilson texts me: “I have news about your pilot!” I text back immediately, “What?!” But it was just a mean joke to get my attention. I hate that guy.

(via youshouldbeslapped)